Lion Diaries

Joke World

What's the first spoon in the world?

What spoon?

The spoon in the world.

Star of David

Tonight, the fairies were going to a party. The queen fairy was having a party because it was her birthday. The princess fairy went to the kitchen and made some food. She didn't know what to make, but she was going to say "What should I make?" but suddenly she had an idea to make a cake. She made a cake and it was huge. She put strawberry and chocolate and vanilla and cream and more things and she took it out to the living room and put it on the table. Everybody was eating and she went to the table and sat down and got some food. Then everybody finished and the the cat went up on the table and made a huge mess and the king got the cat before he messed up the cake. Everybody was happy again and they cut the cake and that's the end of the Star of David.

Fairy Night

One night, a fairy went to see her pets. She went into the shed. She didn't speak and she didn't say a word. She heard something making a noise. She didn't know what it was but she knew that it wasn't her pets. She quietly went into the shed and suddenly! She saw one of her pets was jumping around not going to sleep and doing nothing except it wasn't one of her pets. It was a donkey jumping around, doing nothing. She didn't know how he got in but she knew that the donkey wasn't going to break the door.

That's the end of the Fairy Night.

Pony Forest

Swimming Animal

USA America

Merry Christmas

Queen of Diamonds

The Queen of Diamonds. 

One day, when the moon was shining, the queen of diamonds came out of the castle. She went and looked at the tree and said "I'm going to buy diamonds." So she went out of the castle in her big car and she went to a special shop that sold diamonds. She went inside the shop and she got her favourite diamonds. They were red and shiny blue and she got a whole bag of them. She went home in her big silver giant car and she put the diamonds in her room. She went outside the castle again and sat down by the pond on the bench. She looked at the fish and then gave food to the fish. 

That's the end of The Queen of Diamonds.

Glory Forest

One sunny day, a family of horses went out to play. So they ran to the middle of the forest. The little one was left behind, because he was drinking. He ran and ran and soon he caught up with them. That's the story of the Glory Forest. The End.

The Glory Night of the Parrots

One night, one night, parrots came out for their supper. They ate night bugs and they took them to their hole and killed them and ate them. The night, the night, of the parrots' evening.

Dead Cat

A dead cat walking around the street breaking cars with his eye-lights. He's bad, he's bad. Then, he saw something coming to him, trying to tell him something. He said that if you walk left, you'll see bad dogs and they'll put you in a cage. So then, the creature went away and the cat walked left. But then, he saw those dogs and they put him in a cage. The cat said help. No-one responded. But then, he got powers and his light came out of his eyes. They were red and they had powers. His powers were so hard that the cage broke. Then, one of his friends came and said he needs help with something and the cat said yes. So then they both put their lights out their eyes and both of the dogs ran away. Then the cats went home and that's the end of the dead cat!